Tinder. The "cool" way to online date. I decided to get one purely for blogging purposes. For those of you who don't know what the app is, it's pretty simple. You link your Facebook account, choose a few pictures for your profile, write something witty about yourself, and start swiping. "Matches" are shown for you to swipe left for nope and right for yes. You can set an age range and distance range for your matches. Their profile also shows if you have any mutual friends or similar likes on Facebook.
I will never meet someone from this site. And after you see what some of these guys say, you'll understand why. If you're a guy who uses tinder, please please please listen to what I have to say to avoid being shamed on the internet.
1. The drunk guy
Yeah. What am I supposed to say to that? I don't care that you drink but what else am I supposed to talk to you about knowing that you're under the influence of alcohol? No. Don't do this.
Not only did this guy use an idiotic line, but then he tried to insult me because I didn't like it. I start to wonder how many girls he has used this line on. Sorry Josh, I'm not damaged because you're not good at talking to girls.
Okay so not only are you asking me something irrelevant to getting to know me, you then admit that you use it multiple times. Yeah I'm definetly not a bot! And I'm not going to respond to you either. I start to wonder what kind of girls say naughty and then I start to throw up so let's not think too much about that.
I was not flattered by this at all. But I decided to keep going because I figured he would say something blog worthy and he sure did! What kind of person would say yes to that?? I don't even know you! And saying "aw" like I'm going to feel bad and change my mind? Gross. BYE!!!
5. Don't be Javi
No explanation necessary
Bottom line: tinder is gross and I don't like it at all.
Stay classy guys!
Much love,
Jen
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